florenceandthepoutines:

I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.

(via fraterpillar)

meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*

(via cats-spiderman-sailingthetitanic)

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via sweeterinthesun)

lettucefetish:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

(via kissmesilent)